"Redneck Gaijin Has His Own Show" is going to be mostly either funny or fannish music or comedy, although we might play something more mainstream if there's a point to be made.
Dropped into each show, though, will be each of the following features- usually, but not always, in the following order:
A COG MOMENT- In which the Consortium of Genius hijack the program to play one of their masterworks of evil.
KRIS BOUGHT A NEW CD- I'll buy a new CD or album of some sort (that is, new to ME) for every show and play a track off it, whether or not it fits with the theme of the show.
A WORD FROM SOMEBODY'S SPONSOR- In which I play either a fake ad... or some real commercial jingle/song that's just too ludicrous to ignore.
REDNECK GAIJIN'S NEWS OF THE WEEK- The most demented item in recent news, with a song chosen in honor of the article.
CULTURE TIME WITH P.D.Q. BACH- A selection from the musical works of the twenty-first of Johann Sebastian Bach's twenty children- possibly the worst composer to ever have nearly twenty records of his compositions released.
REDNECK GAIJIN WANTS TO SELL YOUR CDS- Among my many activities, I'm a small dealer in dementia music. And I want to expand my offerings. Just before the end of the show I'll feature a song by an artist or group I want to buy CDs wholesale from. (Why CDs? Because there's not much room for a middleman in MP3 downloads, and it's entirely taken. Also, kind of hard to sell MP3 downloads at a convention booth.)
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